Me: What? Oh, I don’t have a blog, I just thought this was a cool title.
You: *raised eyebrow* Seriously?
Me: *stupid, puppy dog grin* Yeah. It’s cool, huh?
You: *disgusted voice* You don’t have ANYTHING for a blog?
Me: *stupid, puppy dog grin and big eyes like the guy with flowers in his hair from Monty Python’s Holy Grail that guards the singing damsel in distress who’s really a guy*
You: *sneaky look on face* *smacks me in the face with Whiffle bat* Yeah, cool.