Posted by denelle
so today my “fortune cookie” (Facebook app) says: “Physical activity will improve your outlook”. i’m thinking, “ok, ok, i need to work out” then popped a few more Doritos in my mouth. mmm, “Jacked Enchilada Supreme” whoa!!
well lo and behold, one of these darlings gets lodged in my throat, and i start pulling a George Bush, choking on my snack food! gack! i mean, this is hours later, after i’ve read the fortune cookie, but i’m choking, and my eyes are leaking like i’ve just seen a re-run of the Titanic (it upset me a great deal that all those people drowned) and there’s no one else here but me, and i can’t BREATHE!! i seriously couldn’t even get air to go into my body because my windpipe was blocked. i got pretty nervous!
and then after i calmed myself down and rearranged my throat (we call it “Roller Coaster”; you put your arms up over your head and somehow this opens up your pathway – works EVERY time i’m dying of Dorito) well i started feeling pretty good!
ok i looked like shit. but the dark circles around my eyes are from something else, like staying up all night to finish reading the Hunger Games ending, Mockingjay. but the crying face and red blotchy skin was definitely from Dorito choke hold.
thing is, i’ve been really grumpy lately. or despondent may be a better word. i have Multiple Personality Disorder, for those of you that don’t know, and while this makes life very interesting and somewhat humorous, i also get frustrated that i can’t seem to get anything done. like housework. or my writing projects. because i will WANT to work on something – like working off my 15 winter pounds – but someone else in there would rather watch TV, make jewelry, or color. so my projects take … well a little bit of a flexible time plan. so i’ve been irritated at me, at my slow paced direction in life, and at situations like work. i’ve been poopy britches and whiny…
and today, after the exciting adrenaline rush i had almost dying, well the world looks a little brighter. thanks for showing me how to change my attitude, Mr. ex-President Bush. (even though i didn’t vote for you and this wouldn’t make me change my mind, but thanks)